A man is driving down the street looking for a drink machine. He finally spots one and pulls over. He gets out of his truck and waits patiently as a beautiful blonde is already using the drink machine.
The blonde puts 50 cent in the slot, presses the button and a drink pops out.…

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My bride brought this home! She said, “this is one of the reasons I married you” ❤️

Movie? He improvised this scene with the bottles

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am…

Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drum set

Every day I see my big-breasted neighbor doing gardening work in front of the house…

I really hope his wife tells him to put a shirt on someday 🤣

Every day I see my big-breasted neighbor doing gardening work in front of the house…

I really hope his wife tells him to put a shirt on someday 🤣

Amen!

No Christian should be upset when abortion laws turn to favor the lives of babies … Satan gets mad at these things and we are to imitate Christ not Satan

The great Rev Billy Graham said if God doesn’t judge America then he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology your thoughts?

1) It is always wrong to intentionally kill innocent, defenseless human beings.

2) Unborn babies are human beings. They cannot possibly be any other species but human.

3) Therefore, abortion intentionally kills innocent and defenseless human beings.

4) Therefore, abortion…

True!

5 more minutes! 🤣😂

Pulled an all nighter…

Didn’t have to get up to pee

My wife went to a doctor’s appointment yesterday. She asked, “Doctor, I’m worried about my husband. Lately, he started talking in his sleep. What should I do?”

The doctor replied, “Give him the chance to talk when he’s awake.”

Good morning!
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