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Will Urtica ferox work as an akvavit botanical? Only one way to find out!

Every conservative govt. EVER: 1. Wages are higher than companies prefer to pay. We will boost unemployment to make people compete for jobs. 2. Economy went pear-shaped? Blame those unemployed parasites living on benefits! They should go find jobs!

Cites experts! Also, me.

"Usually, the sensual conquest stand is prepared with a stumpy domain transistor such as Bluetooth or ZigBee which utilizes to send convey sensing element data to the concentrator." pubpeer.com/publications/5…

May contain dill, caraway, aniseed, fennel, wormwood, citric peel, spices and absolute fucktons of Urtica ferox, the NZ Death Nettle.

Mistakes were made. An itinerary was set.

I for one am reassured by this journal's list of totally-not-made-up Peer Reviewers. aeis.bilijipub.com/reviewer?_acti…

There's a Liz Truss joke here.

So my smarter grown-up sister got censored by Faceborg for making fun of the NZ gubblement. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!

Yes, we hand-drew an energy spectrum. Do you have a problem with that?

"Ministers have made their expectations clear that KiwiRail must take all steps necessary to maintain the safety and reliability of its existing ferries" KiwiRail was doing that, but the Minister's gubblement reneged on the contract.

NEW RULE: Any paper that uses "Nowadays" or "Now-a-days" in the Abstract is a papermill product. Change my mind...

RIP Larry's h-index, all of his citations have been removed by Google Scholar. Clients of the papermill who received citations by the same method still have them, so this is a gross act of ailurophobia. scholar.google.com/citations?user…

With Random Precision forbetterscience.com/2024/08/07/wit…

The dignity wraith extends his tentacles, only to find nothing to suck.

Do not listen to the voices! They do not have your best interests in mind!

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