Enemy #1 in the building not even playing in the game. Ben Stiller gets the first shot.

Lol nope sorry. Too on the nose. Try again

There are like 4 people on Vanderpump Villa who should be sent to jail for being annoying losers.

Lookin’ like Poison Ivy’s lab

Hips Don’t Lie

Feels like we’re finally in the cultural moment to discuss that sports are super super gay

Challengers Fever sweeping the nation

The NBA is so much more fun when the Knicks are good

Challengers made me realise I don’t hate polyamory as a concept I just hate when ugly people do it

THE IRL ATP CHALLENGER TOUR – A STARTER 🧵

Coming here after the #Challengers movie starring Zendaya, Mike Faist & Josh O'Connor? Yes, welcome to the real-life Challenger Tour.

This is where veterans, journeypeople, and those #OnTheRise , collide.

This is the real Challengers.

I cannot exaggerate how when you’re an undergrad there Columbia cannot shut up about the 60s and its protests, what a joke

Left the house just now and shocking to see that outside agitators appear to have brought their tactical grade insurgency equipment to our block

given that Challengers seems to be inspiring people to play tennis, i have a message for you: please do not play tennis. please do not be inspired. there are not enough courts in NYC for you. you will hate it. everyone will laugh at you. you will trip and fall and probably die.

Tennis is having a moment so I am again requesting someone make a film about Monica Seles/Steffi Graf and the stabbing

if i have to hear the “no flex zone” and “what a pro wants” ads at this frequency for the next two months i will perish

Have been going “I’m working late, cuz I’m a singerrr” to myself all day

When you touched a boob at the 8th grade dance

Who calls it skin lotion?

How do you say “yes” in Australian?