david beckham we thank you for delivering spice girls reunion content

People hate The Lonely Island’s music because it challenges and forces them to slow down, digest and engage deeper with what they’re audibly consuming. Instant gratification is ruining our ability to fully appreciate music

My husband just told me my Italian sounds like Borat

What I don’t understand about pop fandom is that it 100% makes your favorite artist cooler if everyone thinks they’re bad and sleeps on them. Why do you need other people to love them?!

Being in Italy has me feeling very

Strangely enough, I didn’t say this but I overheard this tonight and agree 100%: “Girls5Eva is The Office for old white gays.” 😮‍💨☠️

“thanK you aIMee” would’ve been way cooler without the capitalized letters to show who it’s about. Chronic oversharer, I swear

Shut up, Cara

Shut up, Cara

A French man saw me on the street and started screaming “Lady Gaga! Beyoncé!” So either he clocked that I was an American, gay, a gay American *or* I found the world’s most public “Telephone”/ “Videophone” fan

Not my husband asking for help with directions as soon as the 4th Aperol Spritz hit

Straight guy-gay guy friendships are super deep because both can be vulnerable in ways they can’t in other friendship dynamics. Value these kings!!

ok we’ve gassed up Conan long enough now we can move on to the true underrated king of late night, Craig Ferguson

A$AP rocky and Skrillex did what needed to be done on Wild for the Night

Glad to see people finally appreciating Nicole Richie’s (as “Nikki FreSh”) Quibi-related (?) dance track about crystals “Lil Gems” — which kind of predicted the return of house music by like 4 years

Tom Holland and Zendaya are the IRL kind of couple who seduce the protagonist of a NEON horror movie with their chaotic charm and beauty before things get a little too crazy