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I thought the drive belt on my dryer was broken, but it was just somebody driving by listening to Jelly Roll.

"Bless your heart" is more frequently said by women in the south but when my brother-in-law showed up to our Labor Day cookout wearing a Morgan Wallen t-shirt, I couldn't help it.

All the bros hanging out in the carwash parking lot look like Kid Rock & Bailey Zimmerman procreated. I'll be glad when bathing comes back in style.

Creed and Backstreet Boys are playing at the Stagecoach Country Festival because modern mainstream country artists need to honor their influences.

Hey Elon Musk I know I look the type but I don’t want this shit in my For You.

64% of everything in the world may suck but at least we live in a time when Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, and George Strait are still putting out music.

If I ran the CMAs, any song with over 3 writers wouldn't be eligible for Song of the Year. It took more than twice as many people to write "I Had Some Help" than it took to pilot a spaceship to the moon.

I said feed Jake, not use Jake for food!

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Yeah I had the VMAs on last night Vern Merle Alan

Twxtter is quiet today. I could probably confess something shocking and not get called out. Like: the "Long Bed" Post Malone extra tracks are pretty good.

Kane Brown makes music for people who get buried by Starbucks cups and Panera wrappers every time they take a corner in their Altima with the cracked windshield.

I HATE TRAP BEATS IN COUNTRY SONGS!!

Oliver Anthony came down from the mountain to annoy some people, hit #1, made a couple mill, and went back up the mountain. Gotta respect the career arc.

Clearly human cloning has already happened because Jelly Roll can't be at the Emmys, WWE, NFL, CMA, CMT, ACM, helping a dog across the street, MLB, Peoples Choice, hanging with Flavor Flav, MLS, and the Charleston Coliseum all at once.

🎶Oh, she tells her friends I'm Haitian And that I cooked her cat But you know me better than that 🎶

Ha ha, Zach Bryan couldn't handle the Swifties. Hell, I ain't scared of 'em; she's [redacted].

Not a fan of most of his music, but it’s refreshing to see Hardy reject the notion that a pop-country star has to be stylish and employ a fitness trainer.

Darius Rucker received probation for his weed & shrooms arrest, so he won't be doing any time time time time.