Regular gas at $3.69. Only two people bitched about it last night, one a woman asking 'Why is the price so high? It's ridiculous.

'Switch to season mix, high demand - low inventory. Oh, yeah, and those two major wars affect oil futures.'

'Well, it's ridiculous!'

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'Tis the season - someday

Come on, name and a mess of numbers.

Commas are important.

Me when anyone flirts with me…

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Was I ever in a room with a couple that had sex in front of me, and I used them as fodder for spanking it? Maybe👅👉🏻💦👉🏻💦👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

October Ferguson Tweet of the Day 🥳🎊

“She doesn’t have a dick. I like that quality in a person.”

Toby

octoberferguson.com/Michael/

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It IS indeed, men again.

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“Benevolent Waffle, forgive them; for they know not what they do”

It's funny because it's true

Designing a car to look like a coffin is just too, something

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