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Morgan

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Improv at UCB. 161k confused followers on TikTok. Literally 50 years old.

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I feel like some of you younger folks might not know that it used to be called the “Democratic” party? Republicans decided they were going to start saying “Democrat” party, and repeated it over and over until it stuck. My preferred counter of “Repubes” never caught on.

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The lisp on Trump’s Twitter interview sounded to me like the result of a bad internet stream. Maybe a trace of denture action, amplified by low resolution. IT’S ALMOST AS IF ELON MUSK IS A RICH IDIOT WHO BUYS OTHER PEOPLE’S TECH INNOVATIONS

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Never took an economics class, so I have all kinds of silly ideas like “record corporate profits should mean life gets easier for working people”

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If you’re paying for a blue checkmark you have a moral obligation to use Grok’s image generator to create humiliating, copyright infringing images of Elon

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If I wasn’t capable of empathy I’d head to Nassau County next time I got COVID (masked, but pulling it off to cough in the face of anyone who gave me shit for masking). But I’m capable of empathy.

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Trump is an asshole. The Harris campaign wants voters to be reminded he’s an asshole. If you think her reaction to him being an asshole will be to “complain indignantly” then you’ve been watching a different Kamala Harris than me.

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Have I never had a friend who constantly quotes The Simpsons or have I had one but just not realized they were quoting The Simpsons

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If you think Elon Musk is a piece of shit but never mention it here because you’re worried he’ll nuke your account, rest easy! I regularly talk about Elon Musk being a piece of shit, but my views and likes have never been higher!

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One of my top 5 favorite memory-holed Trump moments is when Trump and Putin came out from their Helsinki meeting. Putin practically strutting. Trump looking utterly defeated. Followed by the press conference where Trump basically screamed “PUTIN OWNS ME!”

One of my top 5 favorite memory-holed Trump moments is when Trump and Putin came out from their Helsinki meeting. Putin practically strutting. Trump looking utterly defeated. Followed by the press conference where Trump basically screamed “PUTIN OWNS ME!”