“They can’t make things like that yet. Not yet, not for about 40 years”…

Jamie’s new cooking show starts tonight. Looks like he’s gone a bit off piste this time.

One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #ToiletRollHolders @OneMinuteBriefs

My Twitter feed has lots of these type of ads appearing these days but never see this one before. A “challange” to grow a second head.

Gypsy Street Hawk #totp

True story: The lads from The Libertines have opened a B&B in Margate and Buster Bloodvessel is their neighbour. If that’s not a reason to remake Stellar Street I don’t know what is. #totp

Like a human stubbed toe #TOTP

He’s like a big thumb #totp

Bring On The Dancing Ladies 🎶 #TOTP

Bob Smith before the crow brought him back to life. #TOTP

Mad to see Bob before The Goth took hold. I wonder if he even had any symptoms at this point. #TOTP

What a tune #aforest #totp

Me and a few mates once gatecrashed a posh party in central Birmingham and the cake was an exact copy of the Lionel Hello Head. #TOTP

Nosferatu Picket is the best Picket #TOTP

The Flying Pickets #totp

So tell us who you’re going to be tonight… #totp

Willie and Julio down by the schoolyard #TOTP

Not seen a miss like that since the third single by the Outhere Brothers #TOTP

Come on lads there’s a 50p on the side of the table #TOTP

Cotton Eye Joe
Scatman John
Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe
Jerome Flynn
Colin and Philip Outhere
Can you hear me?!
Your boys took one hell of a beating!

#TOTP