Just found this from last year. Today I'm 47 and, thank God, this is still true. So glad I took care of my mental health.

Now back to partying.

Isn’t it funny how maternity ends right around the 3 month sleep regression and the 12 week growth spurt cluster feeding 😐

We just dropped Adeline off with my mom for a Valentine’s Day date and the moment we get in the car Matt said “WHERE’S THE… oh.” 😂

The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

Question: why are baby medicines flavored anything other than “mother’s milk” flavored?! News flash but my 3 month old doesn’t know what bubble gum tastes like

My nighttime routine at my nightstand is to take Zyrtec, put on face cream and lip balm, and write in my one-line-a-day mom journal. Today I almost added “put pacifier in mouth” because it was on my nightstand with everthing else LOL

My music choice rocking Adeline into deep sleep: a playlist I’ve been making since July called “Lullaby” with songs like Humble and Kind, Prayer of Saint Francis, Little Bird

Matt’s music choice: Spanish pop dance songs to practice his Spanish, then a sudden switch to Eminem?!

A month and a half later, all 4 of us have had our bundles of joy. 3 little girls and 1 boy, all holiday babies and happy and healthy. God is so good!!!

Poured myself a nice glass of almond milk eggnog moments before sitting down to freeze some of my pumped milk.

Almost picked up the wrong glass. 😂

1 week ago I was in labor trying to figure out if the pain was bad enough to go back to the hospital. The unknown was so scary.

Tonight I am in bed, sandwiched between my sweet husband beside me & my sweet baby in her bassinet. Sleep may be a luxury but being her mama is heaven.

The 1st of my group of mamas is in labor (she was due the day after me, Friday), & the couple I’ve been following on Instagram due next week just had the baby… when’s my little turkey girl coming?!?!

Not that I expect anything less than for my daughter to be fashionably late…

So are we thinking they had the same editor? 😂 #TheWomanInMe

Is this the face of someone ready to write #comics for the day or what?

Week 38 of pregnancy brain paired with week 2 of a bad cold: tried to remember the name of singer Marcus King… could not for the life of me figure out what it was, until my brain typed his first name into Spotify as “Mucous” 😂

Everytime we open a new oat milk, we set a reminder for 10 days on Alexa that it’s gone bad.
Today I opened a new oat milk, set the reminder, and Alexa told me it was set for 11/23… the baby’s due date.
TEN DAYS PEOPLE. TEN.

Happy due date month, y’all! 🦃
Watch this baby come in December just to provoke me wrong, since I’m so sure she’s coming early