A refreshingly good read on #spa #music + Pietro Simone Nicely done, Marci Robin Allure #beauty #spa beauty #sensory #senses #sound #skincare Four Seasons Hotels allure.com/story/where-do…

I tweeted this nearly a decade ago. Approximately once a year, someone has the same realization, googles their two names, finds this tweet, and replies with unbridled enthusiasm. I love it.

A Wilhelm scream supercut, but replace all the Wilhelm screams with the 2004 Howard Dean scream.

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

Just came here to join the chorus of angry #Jeopardy viewers who think Sadie was robbed. She definitely wrote “Harriet Tubman” — Jeopardy! bring her back! Blargh.

I had a dream that someone tried to convince me Bonnie is short for Rebonca.

Why do stock photographers think women wear a towel on their head for like 50% of their waking lives?

brb I have to go get some money from

My favorite thing about Dusty Springfield’s “The Look of Love” is how the saxophonist sounds like he was punched in the gut approximately seven seconds before his solo.

Indulge in the high-low luxe routine that is the Kat Dennings beauty regimen. Get your wipes ready. #KatDennings in.allure.com/o2iIovA

That “When Calls the Heart” show on Hallmark takes place in the early 1900s?! Why does everyone look like they just left a Drybar in their Kohl’s pea coats?

Yes, hello, Twitter? Hi, yes, I would like to formally request a mashup of Richard Marx’s “Hazard” and Belinda Carlisle’s “Circle in the Sand.” And yes, I do realize it’s nearly 2022. Thank you.

This is a bewildering misuse of float space.

was fact-checking a tweet and when I reopened Safari I was like “wait I thought it was in retrograde”

This looks like Harry is her hairdresser and he’s looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers.

My legacy.

Well hey, it’s my first Martha Stewart Living feature! Whee!

Thank you Dan Wilson!

I can’t find Semisonic’s cover of the Hollies’ “Air That I Breathe” and I’m starting to think maybe there wasn’t a Semisonic cover of the Hollies’ “Air That I Breathe” and that I dreamt the whole thing. Dan Wilson have I fully lost my marbles?