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See when watch Charlie’s chocolate factory as a grown man yea you realise Sutten ain’t right there

Attempts to banter with line manager about going on another "Wikipedia deep-dive;" is pulled into a 1-to-1 the next day at 09:00

Please don't confuse your psychopathy and callousness as my own. We are not friends, we're not allies, I don't want your standards applied to my views. The attack wasn't "entirely justifiable", and there is no legitimate comparison here. I'm not a member of the kick-em-out lot

When a white paedo rapes little Asian girls with "little Asian slag", "Asian cunt", "Muslims girls are only good as whores", then the cases are comparable. These girls were raped because they were white.

They interviewed a landlord on the radio earlier, whose pub was part of the scheme. He said most punters got used to it apart from one guy who ended up bringing his own pint glass in. A hero in the fight against nudge theory

It was funny that for 2 years he’s had the DP with kevlar verse and helmet with PRESS displayed along with the Steven Seagal cover photo (also with PRESS). Chancing grifters are limpet like with this stuff, though he’s not smart enough to disguise the genuinely wicked impulses.

Absolutely no way he’ll be able to pull this off, first one was a lightning strike of focus, casting, and era. The singularity of the gospel on Jesus’ last days, the uncompromisingly violent adaptation of that, the most well-known story ever - you can’t trot out a sequel, sorry.

FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES Gary Larson 1981

Ok

My name is Andrew Ryan, and I’m here to ask you a question: can you help me check my email?

80% of my time at work is spent signing-in to things.

BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it? ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

Via Press Association bulletin: Perkins, The Traditionally Liveried Elderly English Butler, will be issuing a statement to the media at 12:00 GMT.

I can't listen to that verse on I Don't Wanna Know now. One of the best tunes ever about the agony of heartbreak, and all I can think about is the Baby Oil Freak Sessions.

This is also how they found an Australian running a massive CSAM forum on the Dark Web. He'd open his post with "Hiyas" and they linked to a car parts forum in Brisbane, where he had done the same. Very controversial case, as they kept the site running to get more people.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Perkins The Butler "after some deliberation" has decided to join Reform UK, and "aims to stand as a candidate" for Hornsey and Friern Barnet, come the next GE

*sounds of a ticking timer* “And while this was the case for Great Britain well into the 20th century, which country adopts the role now? *ticking stops* “China” *explosion sound effect*

Let’s fucking go