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As a 2006 high school grad, we ALL wore garters. Then your boyfriend/date hung it from his rear view mirror. That’s the way it was done. It was an ancient and revered tradition.

I thought separation anxiety might not be a big problem for the baby because we are always together but this is actual footage from this week anytime someone had him

I think about this 400 times a day

Mmmm marry me, daddy, I’m so crazy about your colorless areola Stretch Armstrong mid-tug nipples. I can’t get enough.

i got bigger tits than the virgin mary, and i got a bigger mouth than her too

I don’t understand how people who regularly have sex think they know exactly when their baby was conceived. I can give you a ballpark but I’m not like “oh it was that night we had tacos and ran out of the good lube.”

Who bookmarked this and why? What I’m getting at is: is one of you into those nipples for real?

A story in 4 parts about my 17 year old cancer patient cat who loves to sink his teeth into me while I’m petting him despite knowing for *17 years* that this will cause me to stop

I’ve only ever been assaulted by American citizens. No, wait, also white Europeans while I was in Europe. And I cannot imagine that it isn’t much more dangerous to be an immigrant woman in America than it is to be an American woman citizen, but by all means, make it about you.

I spent 30 minutes on this, you philistines. I should be content with how funny it is to me but I’m not.

What on earth could this be about?

Jax claiming he’s so magnanimously letting Brittany keep their lovesac couch that was $20K? Shut up. Those are expensive but they’re not that expensive. And your child uses that couch, too, you piece of shit. I’m watching The Valley because it’s what I need to shut my brain off.

Any entire page of my apps disappeared on my iPhone. Anyone have any idea how to fix this??

Pls share! Mom’s fighting heart failure. She beat pneumonia three times. She’s fought through so much pain, and now she’s winning🌻 I'm doing all I can to keep her safe, but I know what happens when I can’t keep up. I can’t do this alone, not in time. goget.fund/3TfYfAD

I just heard JoJo Siwa singing Bette Davis Eyes and until now I’ve been pretty ambivalent about her/felt bad about all the hate she receives but what a horrible, horrible cover. Just no. NO. I still don’t think ppl should hate her but I definitely hated those sounds she made.

Do yourself a favor and block this person. He messaged me before from a slightly different name and I see that he does this routinely. He’s @ osterbarg82579

Anyone ever flown on Southwest with a baby who has a seat? Does he get a carry on? I can’t find the answer to that question anywhere.

I’m a real mom now. This ✂️is what actually makes it official.

I just bought that waver and I have no idea if it will even work on hair this short😔