ah……not again

about to debut my new character 'huge pussy who thinks mass graves are good and cares a lot about what college students think of him'

I hope Frank Field is buried in a concrete bunker under the M53

happy st. george’s day to anyone who celebrates 💞

Zimbabwe cricket fans:

You look like Harold Shipman in PaRappa the Rapper cosplay

with OJ in the news again, it seems a good time to remind everybody about the hulkster's boundless empathy

Wake up babe, it's time for outdoor cat discourse again

Some of my finest work 🫡

Wes Streeting MP Lord Sugar Wes, are there any boots you wouldn’t lick, given the choice?

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

Hearing dual loyalty tropes are ok again? The Labour Party Scottish Labour

The entire British journalist class when Owen Jones criticises Germany

Approaching hitherto unseen levels of 'not mad, laughing actually'