I can literally think of no event less suited to an intelligent discussion of the Middle East than the Eurovision song contest. It's like attempting to better understand quantum physics by watching the Horse Of The Year Show.

Have a great weekend Twitter!

Oh dear. I feel a pretty big bill is coming home for Richard Gadd quite soon

'I suppose you could call them Bayer Neverlusen. Because they are never losing games of football'

Pleased to say I'm tired of neither

They were built different back then

As a member of the Garrick Club, I for one am glad that women will be admitted to the Garrick Club, where I am a member. Imagine if women had never been admitted to, say, Oxbridge — where I studied.

Just a week ago we were all convincing ourselves Susan Hall had won based on absolutely nothing. Simpler, more paranoid times

Tired of people claiming they're not 'pro-Hamas, just anti-genocide' while chanting Hamas's slogans and asserting that a war against terrorists is genocide.
Plenty to be concerned about regarding proportionality and the laws of war, but hard pass on this kind of sophistry.