Dilyn The Downing Street Dog
@DilynThe
Dog, snatched from my happy home and taken to 10 Downing Street. Likes bones. Dislikes cats.
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05-09-2019 11:02:04
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Rishi thinks that GPs and benefit ‘scroungers’ are in cahoots. He thinks that if he shakes his fist at them at uses the phrase ‘sick-note culture’ over and over again people will vote for him.
Rishi doesn’t realise that most people think he’s a prick.
James O'Brien
In my forthcoming biography 'Boris Johnson is a Fat Bastard', I'll be revealing how the staffers at No.10 tried to train me to bite Angela Rayner upon the command: 'Oik.'
The stupid fuckers couldn't even manage that!
#AngelaRayner
#BorisJohnson
In my forthcoming biography 'Boris Johnson is a Fat Bastard', I'll be revealing how the staffers at No.10 tried to train me to bite Angela Rayner upon the command: 'Oik.'
The stupid fuckers couldn't even manage that!
#AngelaRayner
#BorisJohnson
Rishi doesn't really get Angela Rayner; she appears to be one of those authentic, working class types he's heard about but never actually met. He hopes that if enough people accuse her of some kind of fraud, they will be persuaded to vote for him.
Rishi is desperate.
#ZeroSeats
Replacing Lee Anderson with Jonathan Gullis is like shitting your pants then changing your shirt!
#ToryChaos #GeneralElectionNow