Bonza has cancelled all flights. Who do they think they are, Qantas?

Melbourne City Council is rolling out this change to parking restrictions around Southbank. A lot of people I know who work evenings & weekends are very annoyed. It’s gone from free & unrestricted street parking to metered with 3-hour limits every day until 10pm!

Hi I’m a fuxking idiot who thinks pizza can be transported vertically.
UberEats: Welcome aboard!

The City of Melbourne is making parking more inconvenient and expensive in my neighbourhood

“Having escaped the lion’s den Mr #Lehrmann made the mistake of coming back for his hat.” Kind of sums up the whole thing.

Norman Vine Behind the scenes with David M. Green 🇺🇦 #vhsrevue

Wild guess: you’ve been staring at The Sun

Hey go see Laura Davis. She wrote for Mad As Hell and she’s great #micf

It’s only Sunday and ‘The Week on Wednesday’ is back!

Well this certainly didn’t go pear-shaped

Pulled that one outta nowhere!
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And this time he doesn’t even get a Victoria Cross medal

Commercial TV networks reimburse their clients for illicit drugs? I couldn’t even get a Panadol when I worked at the ABC!

Pressing the buttons for AFL Nation. This is coming out of an ad break with highlights from the first quarter of North Melbourne v Carlton. My phone is right near the cue speaker so you can also hear the atmos from Marvel Stadium #radio #afl #onthebuttons #madskills