I was just in SuperValu & saw the most beautiful looking sausage rolls.

But before I bought them I asked myself 'Do I really want/need them considering they are really high in saturated fat?'

The answer was yes and I bought 7

My Teen: Dad, Who is your fave singer at the moment?

Me: I dunno, probably Lana Del Rey.

Teen: Wow, that's amazing. I genuinely never knew that you were a 13 year old little girl

Gunna tell my kids that this is Angela and Samantha from Who's The Boss

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We are heading to Lanza (Puerto Del Carmen} for the 1st time in a few weeks. Where should we be going and what should we be doing?

Yes I would!

Ladies, you are never going to get yourselves a nice husband if you keep putting your pussy in the bio

I'm forever encouraging cash only payments at work cos f*ck the banks

Happy #StGeorgesDay to all who celebrate it.

We forgive you for the 800 years of Ballbaggery

Please indulge me for the next few posts about Walking the Walk with As Darragh Did

To everyone who took part, thank you

Apologies for the aches, pains and blisters. Nearly €55k today is purely down to your efforts.
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After rereading Adrian Edmondson ❎ book I'm having a nostalgic night buried in Ade's Bottom

I wish I felt as important as those who explain why they weren't on Twitter for a day or two

I don't have a much younger pic of me

But here is a much younger pic of the leader of Ógra Fianna Fáil

Only God Can judge #OJ Simpson .

In fact, God is currently chasing #OJ in a heavenly Bronco

#OJ Dead

Nobody sleeps alone in Athlone

96fm Opinion Line

Anyone here from the Dromagh side of Mallow?

Coronation Street only created Curly Watts so people would stop calling me Rodney Trotter

#Kin is coming to #Netflix

Finally, we will get subtitles for Aidan Gillen's inaudible mumbling

To avoid crying while peeling onions it's advised not to build an emotional attachment