'Nearly half of all Portland drivers are driving vehicles with expired plates'.

This is my super shocked face.

It's ok, they have their 'driving like a slightly concussed toddler' flashers on.

Rookie move. Everyone knows you're only allowed to drive exactly like someone suffering from alcohol poisoning if you're verifiably sober or have access to a 'medical event' get-out-of-jail-free card.

WE HAD THE GREATEST RAIL AND TRANSIT SYSTEM IN THE WORLD AND WE RIPPED IT ALL OUT FOR CARS AND SPRAWL

furtive pygmy (parody) 💨 A friend of mine is good at hitting drivers who speed through his neighborhood with soccer balls. He's currently perfecting an automated radar-tracking launch system, as he's a busy person and doesn't have time to throw soccer balls at every driver that endangers his children.

'I need a gratuitously oversized SUV to protect my children from all the other parents who've purchased gratuitously oversized SUVs to protect their children'.

And make sure to wear #HiVis so emergency responders can locate your negligently mangled corpse in a timely fashion.

Every in-the-way automobile is a reminder as to the absolute anathema cars are to a properly functioning society.

#JustSayNo #CarCULTure

Someone brushed against him while boarding the MAX.

Just Say No (to cars).

It's impossible to properly articulate just how treacherous it has become for those attempting to get anywhere without wearing a car. You could call it a war but as one-sided as it's always been it's probably more accurate to refer to it as an open-ended hate crime.

#CarCulture

Used to see this van parked near NE 7th and Tillamook on a daily basis. Haven't laid eyes on it in years. Kinda worried this unicorn is no longer out there reminding everyone how unoriginal they most likely are.

Oh, your white model 3 can make fart sounds? I stand corrected.

There's a level in hell reserved exclusively for those who abuse animals.

What's 'terrible' are those Tesla car carriers perpetually fucking up everyone's commute down there at SE 4th and Division.

Go ahead and keep blocking the Springwater Corridor and that bi-directional bike lane. Not that I need an excuse to get creative.

koin.com/entertainment-…