So… no matter what the lawyers try, they can’t keep #SleepyDon from passing out during his trial. Imagine if there was a crisis in the WH, and mango Mussolini was in the Oval, asleep at the wheel. Oh wait… the orange blob in the WH IS a crisis!

If you think it’s hyperbole that Donald Trump would be a dictator

In a 2nd term he’d order US Attorneys to prosecute whoever he wants

The military would be deployed within the US

And red states would monitor a woman’s pregnancy to prosecute her if she violates an abortion ban

Woke liberals want healthcare, education, childcare, paid time off, a living wage, safe neighborhoods, a healthy environment, equality, equity, freedom, liberty, & justice.

For everyone.

Republicans are ready to fight a civil war to stop us.

Our love will conquer their hate.

Can These Clowns Not Find A Single Republican Who Lives In Pennsylvania To Run For Senate In Pennsylvania?
wonkette.com/p/can-these-cl… by Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.

“His stamina, I've never seen anything like it in my life. He'll be in trial all day long only to step out and do events at bodegas and go to Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Ohio. The whole world knows his toughness.” - Eric Trump

Thanks for the mention, Connecticut Dave!

If I ever decide to retire my hoodies, you’re absolutely and unequivocally the first person I’ll ask on how best to costume up and cosplay as…maybe a farmer? 🤭

Since #PuppyKiller is trending, I don't want ANYONE to ever forget this. Share it far and wide.
These people are psychopaths, certifiably so.

Cricket speaks from beyond the gravel pit!

Uh this seems problematic

🚨Veterans have consistently led the fight for freedom.

Donald Trump is one of the greatest threats to freedom our country has ever faced.

We’re letting everyone know we defeated him once, and we will defeat him again.

BREAKING: Even Newsmax is calling Trump out on his BS now. Trump says he can’t campaign because he’s in court, but on days where Trump hasn’t been in court, he has chosen to golf. Retweet to ensure all Americans know Trump is full of sh*t.

We have two presidential candidates in the race with ties to sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and neither one is named Joe Biden.

🚩The red flags are off the charts with RFK Jr🚩

I committed to you that I’m going to conserve at least 30% of America’s land and waters by 2030. Period.

And folks, we’re well on our way.

Alito: “There’s nothing in our Constitution that says a woman is entitled to have an abortion.”

Me: “There’s nothing in our Constitution that says a president is entitled to immunity.”

The craziest thing in politics is Trump getting credit for Obama's economy that he totally squandered and Biden getting blamed for the economic disaster that Trump left him

This is true…..

Trump VP wannabe Kristi Noem murdered a dog in cold blood

Lara Trump stole $2 million from pups

George Santos stole from a dying dog of a homeless vet

Trump is terrified of dogs

Secret Service holdovers were bitten by Major & Commander Biden

NEVER trust anyone who hates dogs

He cried the whole time about how hard it was to sit in court, he fell asleep repeatedly, complained how cold it was constantly, played golf last Sunday, played golf last Wednesday, played golf yesterday, and will play golf today.

This is something MSNBC should 100% have on deck