Boom!!!!

How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm, 50% combination of both.

Another lonely night of movies by myself. FML

She broke my heart...So I broke her jaw.

Marry Christmas. Everyone!

who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule this christmas break

Merry Christmas everyone

Why do McDonald's workers hate giving sauce? Does it affect your pay??

Claim your girl, love your girl, do your girl, spoil your girl, be faithful to your girl, trust your girl, & she will stay your girl.

It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were.

Supercharged 2015 Chevy #Corvette Z06 takes the C7 beyond the ZR1. aol.it/1hmil2d Chevrolet

Someone say Nissan GT-R Nismo? #NAIAS

Am I the only one that wants the ice cream man to run all year long