English cricket team is the most embarrassing side I’ve ever seen. Complete and utter arrogance coming into it and to dish that shit out, getting rolled for 172 on that deck. Stop wasting my time and go home. 5-0 fuck off.

Turns out staying up late to memorise Monty Panesar’s Mastermind answers isn’t the best prep for an Ashes Test

Here's every single one of the NINETEEN wickets to fall on Day 1 at Optus Stadium ... in just 71.5 overs 🤯 #Ashes

Checked score 2hrs ago. 65-1 at lunch. Just woke up to watch at 113-7 😱

Travis Head fancies 3 days in the pub doesn’t he

But he’s never scored 200 in Australia!!! Well played Joe Root

Donald’s just won the soccer World Cup

Good game of spazball that

Same old Aussies.,,,, always cheating

If the first 8 mins is anything to go by then rugby is fucked in this country

Going to be some cracking all dayers in Sydney this week 🍺 🏏

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Bath v Exeter. What a game 👏👏

A message that we didn’t want to release but MCCF will not take place this Summer. We are truly sorry to confirm the above & would like to thank the many volunteers, suppliers, cricketers, parents, staff, umpires & all associated with MCCF, who made our Festivals such a success!

This is such a great cricket festival for kids. Such a shame

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

Happy birthday to my friend and colleague Nigel Farage MP aka Mr Brexit 🇬🇧🎉