Saw this at Boston Pizza

Celebrating finally getting my own parking spot at work like I got a promotion

I’m pale in like a Nicole Kidman kind of way so it’s fine

Bleached eyebrows definitely don’t land in Kelowna

Team Conrad group chat is currently popping off

My reply guy:

Why is it easier to adopt a child than it is to book a camping site on BC parks

Didn’t know there was a Vera Farmiga of the Hadid family

I need this in like a massive poster format in my room because it gets to a point

Sue me for getting by with a little help from my friends

Listening to castle crystals without yelling “steam Alice glass” is criminal

Calling my TikTok fanbase the “Jade Pauler’s”

Being performative means Dean Blunt is my #1 most played artist

I’ll do something cringe and say “it’s me so it’s fine” to myself

Saskatoon is like Vegas, you should only go there for 3 days max

That’s just the way the cocaine crumbles…

Kylie frame mogs Timmy