Sorry I called you a complete muppet... I mean I'm not saying you're not one, I just really love how it sounds

Reply with a selfie and I’ll edit some of them! Tips always appreciated.♥️

Norm was a real one. Rest in Peace 🙏🏾

Kid 111D When the people are ready to hear it

I feed my cat free range tuna

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I had a grilled cheese sammich but I wish I had two grilled cheese sammiches. Sad. 😭

Boss- learn him Me -Sir you didn't learn me. Boss- I didn't have to teach you

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idk just stop asking ppl questions you can google alright.

say hi to her

I will reserve that one to draft, for now.

You'll be fine kid. You're literally a ghost. Boooooo

I should have a really big butthole surfers phase

I got sent to the principal office cause I asked if I can carry the floppy dicks to the computer room.