I made assumptions about your whole life from that one tweet you wrote back in 2016.

When anybody says it’s looking like a white Christmas

Oh good, another journey of self discovery. Only I'm more tired this time & jaded

About damn time!

Meatloaf so tender and mild.

It’s not Christmas cheer it’s drugs

Scream IS a Christmas movie.

The week between Christmas and New Years

You can bet your ass my tree was down by 9 a.m

All due respect T, I thought you said, “bring some hose”

Welcome to IG. Dozens of men with anonymous accounts who will dm you constantly will be assigned to you shortly.

Another year bites the dust

Happy New Year 2025

This tanning lotion smells like Fruit Loops & I'm not hating it

"You still watch that old ass show from the 90's?"

I don’t know who needs to hear this but whatever you’re going through, it’s your fault

RIP TikTok

Criminal Mischief should be called something less persuasive.

Get in loser, we’re gonna go make things worse

i feel like this when i dont have a top on