i think women are allowed to be a little crazy, you know, as a treat

Never forget.

I have a potential client that wants long-distance blackmail roleplay which I've never done before but I don't want to turn him down because he seems really sweet. Any tips? Please and thank you.

The last few weeks have been so slow that I've started having nightmares that I'm a stripper again and the club I'm working at just got raided by the cops so it's strictly no contact. And it's dead. And I forgot to pack my shoes and makeup.

I ain't verifying shit.

Has anyone used the eyelashes with the magnetic liner?

Did you know that if you smoke weed everyday for 20 years, you can become deathly allergic to it? Yep. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

I was hospitalized many times for what I thought was CVS (cyclical vomiting syndrome.) Turns out I just smoked way too much weed for way too long. Here's the info, ladies. Maybe slow your roll a bit so you can continue to enjoy. Learn from my mistake. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabino…

It's been a week since I stopped smoking & I feel like I'm on blow. Can't eat, so much energy I'm bouncing off the walls, chain-smoking, drinking like a sailor but I can't get drunk & wicked mood swings. On the bright side, I'm a dominatrix so my clients prolly won't notice.

I've killed off so many whales you can call me "Ahab."

Word. Get an IRA (you can easily set one up yourself through vanguard.com & contribute up to 7k a year, which is tax deductible) & buy a house. Doesn't have to be a nice house but paying rent is the same as throwing money out the window. Build equity.

I cancelled my session last night and the one I had scheduled for tonight just because I wanted to. Sometimes you just need to spoil yourself a little. 😋

i don't know who needs to hear this but this is the worst month i've had in YEARS. it's not just you.