The second you mention court, or ANYTHING related to your babies' daddy, I'm out. Mid-fuck if I have to #nodrama

If you contact me for a booty call 5 years later, you'd best look like that hot 20 year old from five years ago. Don't waste my boner. #ugh

I clearly got better at the thing you called me over for, what the fuck did you get better at? #SexMuscleWorkout ;-)

True. I'm tired of wasting my time. x.com/andrecrosdale/…

Was I happier when I was a douche? Being nice is boring. Nobody cares if you're generous, and sincere. #FuckIt

Looking to get serious about training again... DM me if you live in Nashua and are interested.

GW WITH JOEY: twitch.tv/veganimus#9230

My favorite song. No joke. Since I was a kid. play.google.com/music/m/Thxzum…

Going to Winchendon for first time in 3 years. #home

#procrastination. Do I need to say anything....Dad? @ Winchendon, Massachusetts instagram.com/p/89a-M-sG6u/

Long day. Finally get to relax and watch #HIAC #RollinsvsKane

My Heroes & Villains Fantasy Team is 53% Good! Whats yours? uk-microsites.ign.com/heroes-and-vil…

Battlefront with Joey: twitch.tv/veganimus#2791

Endurance: twitch.tv/veganimus#6333

Endurance: twitch.tv/veganimus#7219

Watching #Chef on Netflix. It's pretty good. Recommend a watch.

Can't stand when people have their significant others in profile pics. #GetYourOwnIdentity. Agree?

Nothing like going to a movie at 1030. #BatmanvSuperman

I think of #HelloNewman every time I eat these cookies.