I watched 10 seconds of Cristhian Mosquera, here's why Arteta wants him. —He's a CB, he's Spanish, Arteta loves both. —Good cheek bones, broad, long limbs, gangly body. Arteta loves body variety. —Arteta is trying to beat racist allegations. —Young. Arteta can groom him.

Arteta really wants major transfers done quickly to get players ready in pre-season this year. Doesn't matter if it's 2nd/3rd/4th choice, getting it done quickly seems to matter a lot this time around.

Ngl this is like being Saudi league champions

Duality of man.

Ekitike to Newcastle means Isak will be moving next summer. Sesko might also be. But Arsenal will sign Gyokeres and renew Havertz ruling them out of all the best CFs.

Liverpool following the right strategy: explore the current best and future best, Isak and Sesko/Ekitike. If either seems difficult go for a great stopgap, Mateta.

The fact that Amorim has like 120m to spend on fwds and still wouldn’t go for Gyökeres absolutely stinks.

Yamal’s definitely bringing a few kids into the world over the next 12–15 months, just in time to give his 2-year-old little brother a proper friend group.

Time to hijack Mateta to Liverpool

48.5M views on a here we go holy fuck

He’s still available Arsenal #14

Ngl I feel a little disconnected from Arsenal because of this Gyokeres transfer. If Liverpool pull off Isak, it'll make it much worse.

Isak is shit anyways.

Liverpool can take Rodrygo as long as Arsenal get Eze. I just hope they don't get Isak.

Isak is a bum, Glokeres nation we move.

A lil bit of gym work and jaw training and we're looking at the next Superman

"I am going to squeeze your balls if you over/underhit passes in the final third."

Arteta and Berta fucking up this CF move so bad we got Chelsea fans losing their shit