Everybody is out here buying new cars, and I'm like: "Can I sell you a picture of my feet so I can buy this smoothie?"

Stay patient. The best things happen unexpectedly.

Stop asking dumb questions on the internet; ask for money.

Wow look at this, another day gone without me dreaming of sharing my man with another woman.

Let’s fuck and find out

My zip code needs more hot men.

The best part of reading a book is you are never wasting time

She was the fabric of his daydream.

Give her what she really wants for Valentine's day.. Drugs & dick

If the system does something beneficial for the citizens, that benefit is incidental, not intentional.

Has anyone told you today that you’re genuinely an interesting individual? Because you are.

If you are what you eat then I'm cornbread and harsh reality

I'll say this, no one had to teach me how to use a fork.

I’ll answer all my dms as soon as I get some.

For your consideration, most sittable face.

Damn baby are you the rules? Cuz I wanna follow you.

It shows, and some of you never huffed paint.

What’s with the angry jeeps?