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some of u leetcode sweats haven't showered in O(n²) days and it shows

oh she's my gf now btw

Boys I just landed in TOKYO. I'll be here for a month. Hmu if you're around, beers on me.

Japan trip was crazy! Saw miyu and smolting (wassie, verse) as well

LA is hell. Someone stole the flowers I sent my gf right from the reception. FLOWERS. Fake-smile ahh receptionist says she needs 5 days to get CCTV footage from company. 5 days later she can't show us the footage bc privacy. Also can't tell us who stole them bc privacy. ??????

my mom just sent AI slop to the family group chat. it's so over for the boomers.

Putin is so scared of Kanye it's genuinely comical

> git add . > git commit -m "Initial commit" > git push -u origin main

devs who version their software from X.9 to X.10 instead of [X+1].0 need to be shot. that is not how decimals work my friend, please stop

I can't believe I got outtraded by my uber driver. It's so over for me.

Just had our 6 monthaversary btw. I love this girl, going to marry her someday.

just spent 6 hours debugging the ENTIRE codebase only to realize Nextjs13 REIMPLEMENTS the default fetch statement to PERSISTENTLY cache JSON responses across deployments to "save costs". WHO tf thought that was a good idea? > They reverted it to no-cache in Next15 lmfao gg

This is the model that wiped $1 trillion off the stock market?

Incredible how tailwind managed to make their documentation *worse* with v4

"chroma" "perceived lightness" "hue angle" oklch is a manmade horror beyond comprehension. god gave us hex for a reason and we spat on the hand that fed us.

Remember when things happened on CT every day?

"This was his strategy all along" does anyone believe this shit?

I feel like vitalik would give the craziest head

guy who leaves "RetryClaude can make mistakes. Please double-check responses." at the end of every email

scammers really say “Dear valued customer” and think we’d be like “ah yes, this is definitely my bank” 🤡