me after receiving yet another job rejection email

Sabrina Carpenter hitting the top 10 charts is so correct

travis kelce:

I bought a protein coffee drink yesterday at superstore to try and turns out it’s whey bc I forgot to check and I can’t have dairy but I will not let this go go waste

good night twitter

crocodile cam and his plant caroline

unless it’s Morgan Wallen I always want to hear when someone hates Morgan Wallen

$25 to someone who RT’s this tweet

Everone on this app needs to see this 🙄

Craving a hot dog

I was very brave and finally bought a new bikini

Lilith, east point and Uranus in my 1st house

Starting a new book!

Shannon has his first beer league hockey game ever today I’m so excited

Don’t you just love when ur 3 feet away from the bus and it pulls away and there’s not another one coming for 15 minutes

i constantly text people and forget to save their contact and I just deleted about 2 years worth of texts from numbers that were either spam or I didn’t know, so sorry if I deleted urs in the process 😭

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

goodnight twitter <33