GUYS IT’S PREVENTING ME FROM GOING BACK INSIDE. WTF DO I DO THE GARBAGE CAN TAKE ITSELF OUT. IT’S FAST AF GUYS HELP 🆘

if you stay off your phone, you'll realize it's still 2005 outside

This was the best 🥹😂🥲

“Hey do you want 36 pieces of cheese?” No “We’ve battered and deep fried them” Midwesterners:

It’s a THUNDERDOME out there 👀

Is anyone out there looking for accounting or book keeping services in the state of Iowa?

Interstellar and it’s not even close.

What do you think of my advertisement for the game tomorrow. …also AI still doesn’t know how to spell…or make any sense at all 😂 *AI Generated* - #GoHawks

I’m a Toyota guy through and through But damn… Put a Shelby Mustang in front of me 🤤 𝓙𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓪𝓷 𝓜𝓬𝓐𝓷𝓾𝓵𝓽𝔂 knows they’re my kryptonite

OH MY GOD

I’m only gonna say this once. Nebraska vs Colorado? *sigh* *whispers under breath* “….go big….red 😵‍💫”

That man belongs in Chicago

The weather today

This has been my entire car ownership history: 1) 02’ Chevy Cavalier 2) 00’ Oldsmobile Alero 3) 13’ Hyundai Elantra *Got married* 4) 22’ Toyota Highlander Hybrid & 11’ Subaru Outback Looking forward to my next vehicle…still deciding 👀 You?

Every single ranked team is losing except for Texas. GET IT TOGETHER, MICHIGAN. 🙃

Reminder

The Vibe on X right now lol

Pain 💀

Good game cyclones 🤝