Columbus, OH is the place to be on September 6!

I asked my wife to send me a list of Houston restaurants we still need to check out. She finally texted me the names today. I quickly responded with something I hope she appreciates!

I wish levofloxacin was the “go to” drug for common sexually transmitted infections. Imagine the advertising opportunity. “Love ‘em and Levaquin!” (For this joke to work, you need to understand that the CORRECT pronunciation of the brand name is a long eeeeee sound.)

Tickets for the Houston Environmental and Toxicological Emergency Responders conference are now on sale! We are offering CE credit for physicians, nurses, and EMS professionals!!! Thursday, September 12, 2024 at HCA Houston Healthcare - Kingwood eventbrite.com/e/houston-envi…

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Y’all, we are 36 days away from the Columbus Venom Conference. All the proceeds go to support Asclepius Snakebite Foundation, a nonprofit organization dedicated to reducing snakebite morbidity/mortality globally. Check out the agenda and register today! snakebitefoundation.org/columbus-venom…

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Just a reminder – the inaugural Houston Environmental and Toxicological Emergency Responders conference is scheduled for September 12 Tickets must be purchased in advance; there’s no on-site registration. Ticket sales close on Thursday, September 5. eventbrite.com/e/houston-envi…

Newest article. We found a lower incidence of acute adverse reactions to CroFab than to Anavip. Additionally, the reactions to CroFab were limited to pruritus, whereas some of the reactions to Anavip were more serious, including anaphylaxis. tandfonline.com/doi/epub/10.10…

Kittens are perfect for the soul. But absolutely horrible for the integumentary system

Newest article In this study, we found that patients treated with Crofab had fewer adverse reactions than patients treated with Anavip. Crofab was also better at establishing initial control in copperhead envenomation. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/em…

When practicing medicine, it’s OK to do nothing when nothing is indicated. It’s never OK to do stupid shit.

There’s a “slowpokes” in my neighborhood. Turns out it’s a coffee/sandwich shop. I thought it was a brothel for old people.

If my co-authors are wondering why I’m not working on any of our various projects at the moment, it’s because I’d rather hang out with Swishy

I’m not cool enough to be on TikTok, but my friends at the Asclepius Snakebite Foundation are. Check out this video and consider donating to this phenomenal organization dedicated to reducing snakebite morbidity and mortality worldwide. tiktok.com/t/ZTY1KJEdy/

A very famous photograph from the early 1900s. One boy had been vaccinated, one had not. Both were exposed to smallpox. Can you guess which is which is? Tough one, I know #vaccineswork

Happy New Years to everyone with cryptorchidism. I bet you can’t wait for that ball to drop.

I took one of those personality quizzes yesterday. Apparently I’m type NSFW