Thwexit.

Kids: I know the straight white is alluring, but stay off the tidal crack.

Q: The M2 tide peaks every 12.4 hours and O1 peaks every 25.8 hours. But among all the tides, which one has the very longest cycle? A: The Laurentide.

.U.S. National Science Foundation: You down with OPP? Totten Glacier: Yeah, u know me.

Winter, Antarctic Peninsula. #WAP

Don't you mean an iceborough.

ICYMI: The Pleistocene.

So cliché when icebergs at concerts yell out Freeboard.

I have a joke about calving fronts, but it's too edgy for this crowd.

Nobody likes a colonizer.

Q: What do Kiwi glaciologists and Donald J. Trump have in common? A: A love of Fox and friends.

Moulin Rouge should be about an underground communist network in Greenland.

Q: Who is every glacier's favorite director? A: Ingmar Bergman.

.Australia says I've been cold and distant ever since we split up.

Q: What'll you do if you're a scientist in Antarctica on Christmas? A: Yule log data.

Q: What's the difference between me and a human? A: My calves are on my front.

This naming convention is so LGM. U.S. National Ice Center needs to get with the times and use blockchain already.

Care for a growler of home brew, anyone?

Icy London, icy France. Icy Thwaites Glacier's ________.