Mind you, I didn't know you had to wash an Audi. Don't your fingers get a bit cold at this time of year?

It's true, I would like some followers, but Shoe_Pig makes me sound so desperate! She also told me that I'm not the joker, I'm the joke.

Hello everybody, seems like I embarassed Shoe_Pig with all the carp I sent out yesterday. Sorry about that. I think she's thin skinned

Just got back to Manila from NewYear break in Guimaras. had a really great time

@piggypie_oink Hello Piggypie_oink,are you gonna follow me around all day? It makes it really hard when i'm trying to follow you. totalcarp

@piggypie_oink As a "come lately" to total carp's world you don't realise I have many followers from the piscatorial community-silly buggers

latest follower is Piggy-Pie Oink, she's from Melton Mobray, sad really, all that talent in a pork pie

@piggypie_oink When you finally "catch up" with total carp you'll know that my highest qualification is Anagrams 101 from Dunstable Tech

@piggypie_oink Oh really? Seems like you're very interested if you're answering me at this time on a sunday morning.

@piggypie_oink Thank you for your concern. Your advice will be studiously ignored.My followers love me

@piggypie_oink Piggy, if you're a pig why is your avatar a boiled egg? just wondering.

@piggypie_oink Piggy Dearest, it's the quality of the followers that counts, not the number. Anyway my 8 beats your, what is it? 2? ho! ho!

@piggypie_oink Piggy Darling, I'm mortified, some twat's dumped me, i'm down to seven. Anyway it's their loss

@piggypie_oink Cool photo of you Piggy. Is that like a hamster wot goes in a ham sandwich?

@piggypie_oink I liked the one that had you looking like a boiled egg though. That's a lovely snap, who took it?

it's quite late here in Manila, I think I'll go to bed. What are you lot doing there in England?

Just seen Hune on the telly, talk about a laugh, thought I'd never start

It's been a while, just been too busy. Very hot in Philippines today. Temperature wise that is. It's always pretty hot otherwise.

House building at Tagaytay going well. It'll be fabulous, made from antique hardwood rescued from old houses being demolished.

@Miss_AGW will try to send one, having some technical problems, basically spastic technology operator, thick as pig shit, half as useful