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i have to give the federal government $5 like its a fat stripper

Decisions, decisions… which Mr. Burns shall I be tonight?

It’s oomf night at singers

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getting back into vaping box mods since skrillex dropped a new album

accidentally bought aluminum free deodorant

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asking a caricature artist to draw my penis

the "burner verse" is a group of white boys who go to college to join a fraternity on daddys money, spends his money on zyns, coors, and/or coke, and finds harassing and doxxing women to be peak comedy

is it such a crime to ask for a little attention from strangers?!

I don’t need melatonin

“high body count” is so goofy like ur mad i get laid. lmao nerd

i play with his balls when i give head, not for his pleasure but because i need a fidget toy

im pregnant with elons child. im day drinking and chain smoking to make it more retarded

First look at the Yoshi meet and greet that will be exclusive to Fan Fest Nights at Universal Studios Hollywood.

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