The liberal left (the ugly lady at the big red off 3rd street) is saying that my ID is fake and I can’t buy bapple. I will not stand for this illegitimate propaganda (my ID is faker than Epstein killing himself)

Last time I checked Biden’s America never had bapple #would

Don’t know if I should celebrate by stroking it or hammering 20 Bapples #LANK (let a nerd know)

You chunked your last shot kid, maybe take a practice swing on this one.

Gettin the fine china out to celebrate the downfall of Connor hellebuyck #rollnotes

L201 post-game update: shit was so serious Kelley Kam showed up without a jersey on

Nastassia krukava is going to bend Goonberg over Wednesday morning, may as well have a few study beers to ease the tension.

After a 3-test win streak for Goonberg, Jeff Clark wins a an absolute rape job on the final exam. Star player “Internal Rate of Return” had Goonberg questioning his life choices. Let’s see how he rebuttals. #goonbergin5

Jeff Clark I am inside of you. More curve on this test than my peenar. #goonbergin4

Fuck asian food #woof

Self dox but I look ode ched yucking cube in this pic #nukepikapps

In case anyone wanted to know how a white boys night went last night #nuketep

Tonight we let the “Ninja vs Unicorn” talk. #shrink tf outta IPAs

Only took Goonberg 17 holes to stick one 3ft from 180 out (thinned a 6 iron)

“But you can’t catch 22 bass in 2 hours” screamed the left in despair.

Yall mind if a white boy gives his miller high life a little extra head?

Told the Mrs. to pick one of these Pete Milly shirts and she hasn’t responded yet. Which one are we thinking BV?

1 under after 9 means celebratory jersey mikes. Safe to say goonberg was pleasantly surprised after his first visit.

Too far for Ronaldo to think about

Is this what the Gaza Strip sounds like on a daily basis? #LANK