They put laxatives in the air at the thrift store

Couldn’t decide between how’s it going and how are you doing so i said how’s yit doin😔

This is tonight in Brooklyn and u should come cuz it’s fun !!

I can’t believe people are ugly!

Spotify DJ will be like “you listened to this song ten times last week you must really dig it” like yes bitch cuz you keep playing it

So I chewed the corn I chewed the corn 24 times and then I pooped out a full colonel? #conspiracy

Different strokes for different folks and so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby

Texting my three most canceled friends about the new Kanye album

All I wanna do is go to spirit Halloween and get coffee

The MRI waiting room is a New Jersey nightmare a bunch of old and antsy people someone just shouted do I need to sign in or whateva

I don’t think people realize how blown you have to get to achieve smithereens status

You Ben some you Boone some

If you look like this hmu

🚨ma’am why did you run that stop sign? my phone’s search history:

I hate when someplace smells like a hot dog

mtk so far

I don’t do taco night

New Jersey local music festival today im on at 4:55 🙏 ticketweb.com/event/big-tall…

maxxxine coded 🌟