This should be in theaters.

Started my new job and the first thing on the client’s grammar guidelines was to use the Oxford comma. The transition from journalism to PR is not going smoothly.

I want a life sentence for whoever was in charge of the peanut butter to chocolate ratio for the REESE'S carrots.

Good. Absolutely ZERO reason a gal of this caliber in Hollywood should be tied down until at least the age of 50.

Throwback to when Roger Ebert eviscerated the Academy for letting “Hoop Dreams” slip through the Best Documentary category because half the voters didn’t even watch it.

The only reason Michael B. Jordan isn’t the next James Bond is because he’s American. I believe that with my whole chest.

I love this queen not gonna lie

Hot take: I kind of hate that the pope is just a normal dude… like, this feels illegal.

Pope Leo has to give up either… A. Being the Pope B. The White Sox winning the 2005 World Series Which do you think he chooses?

Current situation at Soldier Field. #Beyonce #CowboyCarter

I have to confess I wasn’t patient at all and complained the whole time #CowboyCarterTour

One of my pet peeves is when someone refers all of their friends as “the most beautiful bride.” They can’t all be the MOST beautiful. You have to pick one.

If Toews goes back to the Blackhawks (unlikely) after I dropped some of my best copy ever with this caption I’m gonna be so pissed.

If you think I won’t frame this shit on my bedroom ceiling, you’re wrong.

I seriously have no idea how I survived the 2008-2015 Hawks. I don’t care about either of these teams and I’m still shitting crying and throwing up #StanleyCup

The Social Network had absolutely no business being a top 5 movie of the 2010s

For the record, he wasn’t just “on the roster.” He was an instrumental piece of the ‘05 postseason run.

Caitlin Clark and Kelsey Plum WNBA beef summarized

Assuming this is a homage to Superman creators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Still one of the craziest lines in movie history. 😂

You associate Hulk Hogan with Wrestling, I associate Hulk Hogan with peak reality television, we are not the same.