Bitch if you think I’m finna be strapped in to a 747 like I’m riding The Batman at Six Flags Over Georgia you got another thing coming.

my grandfather died during childbirth, but a house maid wrapped him in a blanket and put his body in the bread oven and he came back to life— like that one dead puppy in 101 Dalmatians

Jesus was a lot of things and white was NOT one of them

Pop Crave scooter acting like a hero for suggesting a sale after years of exploiting her work is actually sick

Why they don’t find missing kids like they finding these inmates??

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Only those who read books regularly will understand this feeling.

I’m The wrong person to have a idc contest with….. we won’t ever talk again 😭😭😭

kira 👾 I wonder who taught him this?

🔥🚨BREAKING: New Orleans Louisiana residents are claiming that a massive storm similar to Katrina could be approaching their city this year after manholes began levitating. New Orleans natives claim that ‘this is a sign from the ancestors’ and that this same phenomenon was

1000 people playing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana 333 guitarists, 333 drums, 333 singers, and 1 bass

i’m tired of things costing money

Ask my father 😂

My whole life was a lie

‘Lilo & Stitch’ star Maia Kealoha reveals she really wants to meet Jenna Ortega and Olivia Rodrigo.

at first i’m shy, then i’m a podcast

“stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming

LMFAOOOO