I'm into role play, sometimes I pretend I’m a fully functioning adult.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how did they get in there??

january 72nd tomorrow let’s go

maybe it's time my mental health took care of ME

Can’t. Busy listening to the same song on repeat till I hate it

I h8 it

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

😂😂 and no wrinkles!

Hmm what can I purchase to feel better

you really do get over it on a random day

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

Always lol

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

I need a porch swing 😂

stretching my back isn’t enough, i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel

romo (relief of missing out)

get the tattoo we’re all gonna die anyway.