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"Hayden Christensen, it's me. Samuel L. Jackson. I'm a member of a religious order of knights. I think you and your powers are dangerous. You've childhood maternal separation issues, and you started a relationship on a whim with a girl whom you haven't seen since you were kids."

I'll giggity Lois.

"You mean Russia and Ukraine?" Ah yes, I remember when Russia wanted to annex Ukraine and all of the Western media outlets defended it as a US ally freeing an indigenous people from a regime.

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When I tell you that this artist singlehandedly sold me on this ship.

The Bee Movie doesn't work here because the film is intentionally an absurdist shitpost. This isn't a bug (hehe), it's a feature.

Elon Musk at 0:00 jumpscare

🇲🇽My Latin Queen🇲🇽

This is literally just capitalism except five citizens own everything INCLUDING the state.

You know when a certain artist's renditions of a fictional universe shape how it appears in your mind's eye? That's me with Marc Simonetti's Dune pieces.

Clark doesn't reject the Kryptonian powers and resources that separate him from humans. Superman's Jewish creation predates Israel, but not Zionist colonial ambitions of the early 1900s. The struggle of Gunn's Superman is in being an Anti-Zionist "not in my name" Jew.

Clueless White guy invokes the Great Spirit, shocks Mi'kmaq shaman:

I need an older woman so badly, Not in a "I'm depressed and lonely and need a younger man," way, but in a "I am very confident and respectable, and want a younger man." I feel like that could really save me, y'know?

Anakin: "Um I uh can't marry my girlfriend publicly because um I'm scared😖" Lula: "Invite the whole Order. Dexter Jettster, too."

An author's futile rage in response to centuries of colonialism that she cannot undo. Billions must endure The Poppy War trilogy.

I asked my brother if he wanted to watch Pride and Prejudice, and he called me a "performative matcha labubu male."

The Poppy War has long been criticised as a "hodgepodge of Chinese culture with significant Western influence." As if it's not written by an Oxford graduate called "Rebecca Kuang" about the impossibility of cleansing your colonised culture, especially as a diasporic.