Looked at my screen usage app last night and was really proud it stated I only used my phone for one hour and 55 minutes. Then realised it was 2:10am...

This is just fucking rude.

Me waiting to win an iPhone on Instagram whilst some people I know have won 16. It'd hard to not take it personally when even spam bots don't want anything to do with you.

Imagine being this lucky to work with such incredible people who always build eachother up like this??

Why is my food order threatening me?

Dont make it weird depop...

I got UK in the eurovision drinking game. I'm going to die.

Realistically, it solves nothing, but I am so f*cking happy Ukraine won 💕 I loved their song too 💕 #Eurovision2022

Studying history is self harm because all you read about is how shit the rich are and how exploited the poor are and I'm using present tense on purpose because the self harm is seeing that so little actually changes.

Cant wait for history classes to discuss when 'buy a new kettle' replaced 'let them eat cake' in the UK.... #FuckTheTories

I'm not asking if you fancy coming out for a pint last minute ffs...

Me, an evertonian:

A statement on the latest attempt to block my candidacy for Islington North.

God bless 13 year old me. "Worst day imaginable and life long trauma: 7/10"