You ever hear someone from another culture explaining their country's national dish, and the more they explain it, the more you're like "oh it's a dumpling. Just say it's a dumpling."

I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication

Please...I need classes.... I can't prevent yoga any longer 🧘🛑

My delivery guy just refused my tip

Adults sneezing into their hands in 2024

"Concepts of a plan" is low-key a very useful phrase. I find myself saying it at least once a week.

How to Fit a Water Fountain into your Living Room Decor (Classy)

Breaking: Maya Rudolph Seen Queuing at the Unemployment Office

This fight ended in a draw btw, and Roy Jones Jr. was 51 years old. Also Mike Tyson lost his last two flights before this, which were both 20 years ago. Jake is going to destroy him.

I'm in group chat hell

The Taylor Swift Christmas album is to Swifties what the Star Wars Christmas Special is to Star Wars fans

She's back from Paris with a vengeance

All we have to do is convince Biden that Luigi is his son

I've always maintained that if you live in a city cool enough to have tourists, you should not get mad at tourists in your city

Jason Sidekicks doesn't look like that should be his name

Captioned like an Amazon product name 💀

I wish I could be more Zen about doing laundry