So look what this lovely weirdo did for me!

GREAT NEWS My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in Boris Johnson so he can see how well we're doing. Thank you #bbcqt

The good life.

Bit of a drive for John Travolta, but for any #Hollywood film stars planning to be near #Otley, sure we have a multi-million pound Wetherspoons, but we've also got an independent local microbrewery you could visit and set us up for a year. #SupportSmallBusinesses

That's why the Jewish and Muslim way is so good. Dead & buried within 3 days.

Nutter

Not me, we had dolphin badges.

Frank

Couldn't imagine how much this brought back loads of memories. And didn't you hate getting a dud.

Cunt

And still a cunt.

Rishi Sunak tells This Morning that if he goes to McDonald's with his daughters they all get the breakfast wrap... as a breakfast wrap aficionado I can confirm they were taken off the menu in March 2020 due to Covid, and in January it was confirmed they will never return!

And on a VERY serious note ... xx

Is that fringe with a M?

Sundays with Van 🕶

didn't the actor who played pet e kill himself by Russian roulette?

Admit you're old and Retweet if you know what this is...

Do you know why?

• The Secretary of State for Health receives £151,649. His food is subsidised; his travel, energy & parking free. • A newly qualified nurse is on £20k- £22k pa, pay £1300pa parking, rely on food banks & pay all of their energy costs. The Sec of State won’t discuss pay.

Retweet if you ever ate digestives with margarine on back in the day.