as a bottom you should always be douched 🥱

me seasoning oomf to eat them

my closest girlfriend (straight, married) texting me this…

not arguing with a guy that has big brown eyes. whatever you say beautiful

I may or may not have had full access to dennies phone and I may or may not have been tweeting at yall off of it. I will take no further questions.

And I just had a chipotle panini too🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

This is MY whitexican

The concept of being the most annoying oomf😭

Me when Cody asked me to top him first at an orgy because he didn’t want to paint the other dicks…

I miss Dennie (but not the fake oomfs who stay circling him like sharks)

In a relationship but still having to be on Twitter is wild work

Update: he bred me

Can someone go jack off to my friend so he can stop being mad I call him teeny tiny

Are we getting mega floette this week?

All that sperm looking for an egg just to find an Imodium

Trying real hard to get paramount+ to do global all stars 2

Every guy I fuck w this position starts to pee themselves

When I met n8inches

Conjuring and chill?

Everyone tell Ian you love him or I’ll be mad at u !