I'm watching the biathlon and these poor women are missing two shots and the commentators are going "Aw, such a shame, no way she gets a medal now." It's making me sad.

I made the mistake of checking my client's Facebook and at first it was just really amusing but now I feel the need to document and contact my supervisor lolololol

Gonna go up to HR and tell them that my paychecks are none of their business.

Something really really bad is about to come out about him

cringe displays are OUTLAWED under Woke 2. please restrain yourself liberals

Calling noble sea lions "Corolla-sized vermin" is such nasty work. I hate this lady.

I have been a Gwen Stefani/No Doubt hater for decades and I continue to vindicated.

The hypersexual asexual polyamorous aromantics are at it again

he’s gonna do it

I have a funny relationship with my ex.

almost 6 months later and i’ve still got all my skin. americans can’t do anything

Cool post, man! Call up a family member and read it to them.

"I WROTE A SONG ABOUT GETTING BETTER"

Ilhan Omar is a real American patriot 🫡🇺🇸

me talking to my 3 nonbinary roommates:

send her to the front lines

Me handing out harm reduction supplies at work: Hey just FYI, there's a batch of cocaine going around that got contaminated with fentanyl. Guy: Oh hell yeah, what plug has that?

[on preschool twitter]

This is just fetish content.