flume idk if you like boys but let me bounce on i- i mean i love your songs

going to the gym at 530 am so i don’t go to a strange man’s apartment instead

my beautiful 4 day birthday weekend is now

it feels like a particularly good day to praise one of the best opening tracks of all time open.spotify.com/track/0Jlcvv8I…

2 drinks at dinner and i’ve already sent 3 seperate “hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”s out

hard being the local maya angelou bottom but someone has to

arguing with old people kinda everything because there’s nothing they can respond to “and this is why you’re gonna die soon” with

yes there may be balloons on my profile but there’s also a kind heart and soul

the idea of a play doh fragrance

i only meet up with a man if he sticks around after i ghost him two seperate times. then he’s the one.

pool day today

2hollis it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

all i’m saying is that if anyone else in new york is looking to move right now…. i am also looking to do that… i am just saying

i forget any generational gap that exists between me and someone else because why did i just use the phrase “get that bag” in a conversation with a 76 year old woman

did you guys know all this sympathy is just a knife?

hoda kotb is like the definition of a good time gal