I’ll give you one advice… Dey around where rich men dey banter… that’s all.

Weird shii… I’m low key rooting for Arsenal to win the league 😭

Make we introduce sepuku into Nigerian government. Once you’re in a high position and you don’t deliver, then you de-liver.

I don explain taya to people say I no get money… now, my instagram be suggesting buying diamonds to me… How I wan explain to this phone say na screenshots with no plan of buying them be.

I need more good samurai movies/shows

Abeg, I no dey vex o, anyone wey dey owe me money, now is a good time to pay, I go see you as hero sef 😭

After careful deliberation, by unanimous decision between stakeholders, Game of thrones season 5 was the shit!

Japa na bastard 😪

Bruh! No dey lie o, you fit believe am too. I don dey tell people say I wan become something because e sweet to talk, now I’m actually considering it… 😩

It’s crazy that the reflexes were being elicited on the actual fingers…

Loved it 😂

‘SHOGUN’ just broke the record for most Emmy wins for any single season of TV. The series is still expected to win even more Emmys next week.

KAIZEN… my new MO…

Them go soon ban twitter 🤣 for sure 💀

The first song he’s releasing is def gon be titled Truly Humble Under God 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck! The entire album is! 🤣💀

Fantastic movie plot. A cartel enforcer is tasked to flush out the rogue elements of the cartel that won’t fall in line.

… but the stress of being a Nigerian is not talked about enough.

Your parents being healthy and well is a big blessing to you Don’t take it for granted By all means maintain their health ‘Cos Omo !!! That you free to fly about and pursue certain dreams and aspirations na say Wahala no dey house ! Press them funds Even if they don’t ask

I just wanna say, waiting 7 days for something that’d last less than 20 minutes is torture! Knowing that I’m gonna be left wanting more is even worse! I’m talking bout #SoloLeveling by the way.

Never realised how crazy Nigerian numbers were until I saw the news… “9 killed after missile attack” Bruh, my country be doing 200 on a Sunday like it’s nothing. 😔