Echo of the hearts in tune.

In my dream, we were dancing the whole night.

If this doughnut and ice cream are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 2001-2003?

I ran 5 miles this morning. That bee was huge!

ALL ARE WELCOME. -me talking about potatoes

When someone says a house has good bones, it means it doesn’t have Osteoporosis.

I’m not erratic; I’m funpredictable.

I'm like the little engine that could. Not. Care. Less.

Ok, but can we go home after we go big?

the FOLD cycle on my clothes dryer isn't working

My food blog: “This recipe will feed 8 people… Zero if none of them like it”

Only intelligent women pretend stupid. Dumb women are just dumb.

Omg maybe the phrase ain’t no rest for the wicked & insomnia are somehow related

One day we'll be a bunch of old geezers talking about AOL chat rooms.

Why, golden flaky crust happens to be my middle name

Streaming platforms be like: Cuz you watched this sci-fi movie one time, we think youll like this tv show about british cars

Once the GPS starts spinning and I end up out in the middle of nowhere; I will never again trust that same GPS to set me on the correct path.

My toxic trait is thinking another cup of coffee will motivate me.

Maybe it is time to let bygones be bygones, after all.

Just being cheeky 💕