Give it everything. UNITED 🖤🤍

Another win for the Year of the Birds 👍

Big shout out to Aston Villa for helping get the coefficient up to secure 5 PL places in the Champions League and then stepping aside to let us have it! 😂😂😂 #NUFC

Chefs kiss 🤌🏼

You’re feeling brave going all in on the first day after the season ended. Especially given your track record …

Exclusive scoop on how the Mbuemo to NUFC talks went earlier this week

Hearing James Trafford to Newcastle is pretty much done #nufc

So that’s Pedro & Gittens, on top of Madueke, Jackson, Delap, Neto, Nkunku, Palmer, George, Guiu, Santos, Estevao & Enzo battling for attacking spots at Chelsea. And they still need to find homes for Sterling & Felix who cost a combined £100m. Make it make sense… #CFC

Does it come with a £20m offer for Vlachodimos? 🙏🏼

Next seasons front three

🚨 EXCL: Leeds pushing to sign Sean Longstaff from Newcastle. Third offer £10m + £2m yet to receive reply but close to limit before #LUFC pursue other targets. Personal terms in place - 27yo wants #NUFC to earn rather go for free next summer The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/64791…

Will be the most Newcastle thing to keep him, not play him and then let him go for free next year.

Just delete your account at this point #NUFC

How many times did this photo get forwarded on with the phrase “don’t show anyone but ..” 😂

The fact there’s an Arsenal fan-led petition not to sign him with almost 4k signatures is peak entertainment

Anthony Elanga is a Newcastle United player. Paperwork complete. Fantastic first signing of the summer and more will follow #nufc

If you watch this without clicking into the video you’d think they’re tossing eachother off

Probably not

Buzzing for a new signing but has to be the worst announcement video in the history of announcement videos … what have I just watched 😂